Half-y Birthday to you

I keep writing (and deleting) sentimental posts about my baby is growing up, and how she's all THREE AND A HALF, and how we totally can justify celebrating unbirthdays around here.  But really  I just wanted to make a cake [SHOCKER!]

Half-y Birthday to you,

Half-y Birhtday to you,

Half-y Birthday dear child of a peculiar age

Half-y Birthday to youuuuu!