Monday, April 6, 2009

It's not you... it's me

Dear Interweb-thingy:
  It's been weeks... and I know I haven't called, I've not written.  Honestly, I've been neglectful of you- and I'm sorry.  It's not that I don't value our relationship (I DO!) but, you know, you're just not the only thing in my life these days.  
Your constant streams of information, and the uncanny way you let me [STALK], er, keep up with people I would otherwise never speak to, are very endearing qualities; but, you're also a bit of a know-it-all (GOOGLE!) and quite demanding (TWITTER)  and often a big fat sap (Cutethingsfallingasleep)!  
So, I guess what I'm trying to say is .... well, I just need some space.  We can't hang out all the time like we used to. I have responsibilities, and priorities, and I just don't think you understand where I am in my life right now..., don't cry, internet... I'm sorry.  
...I've missed you too.  
...Yes, I know I need you.
...You're right, I'm a schmuck.  
...I'll try harder... 
Let's meet at our secret spot, and I'll make all this up to you... 


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