Of all the trees, most lovely...

For those following along at home, here's your recipe for "cutesy family holiday advent activity one."

Step one: find the most ridiculously adorable family run tree farm in all of the world

Step two: pick up a couple of parka-bundled cherubs and a hunky outdoorsy type

Step three: pick out the fir that makes you want to sing from the rooftops the chorus of Oh Tannenbaum

Step four: set to work your two cherubs and that hunk on your beloved evergreen's trunk

Step five: regret heavily your choice in attire, then enjoy a hot picnic lunch on a brisk December day